Saturday, February 2, 2008

Welcome to Jedi Climbing




Here we learn to use the force to climb very difficult problems! Bouldering is extremely difficult and sometimes on rare occasions we levitate during a move. Only through process of trial and error will you ever achieve Jedi Mastery!


In this first step we will learn the difficult art of the Jedi Face! Some were born with it, others have obtained it through rigorous training and years of trial and error. I hope that you would master this skill within the next few coming weeks. Using my drones as examples, I will lead you through this experience!



  • First we must look inward~find your inner self motivating face.Then practice it, preferably in front of a mirror, many times before you just pull it out in the gym or something! Make sure that when others see it, they will know that it is the way of the Jedi face!

  • Next… mean it! When using the Jedi Face, make sure that you mean it. Remember it comes from within. Therefore when you use it, it must be summoned from true belief. If you use the face falsely, it will not enable you to use the force! If anyone laughs at your Jedi face, it is only because they are jealous of it and they themselves have not yet figured out how to use the force. Pity them for they are still in the Dark!

This should get you on your way… next week we will answer questions about the Jedi Face and move onto one of the most powerful forces within the force. The Jedi War Cry!

Till then… Use the Face!




2 comments:

Big Choke Slam said...

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