The Jedi War Cry

So… first of all let’s cover the questions regarding Jedi Faces. It seems that certain faces could be considered Jedi, however only those who are Jedi will know the difference.

Never the less to clarify Jedi Faces!

First of all, a Jedi should never expose their inner parts. Not cause it’s a sign of weakness or anything. I would just hate to have to climb with a Mute Jedi!

• Second of all, it just looks plain Redneck! Jedi’s are never Redneck!

• Third of all, white men can jump! It just has nothing to do with the tongue!



• Also make sure that you are not constipated. 1 in 4 Americans will suffer from constipation, so make sure that you practice your Jedi Face in the mirror. If your face makes you feel like you need to visit the little boys/girls room, then … go with something else!

Ok… here we go! The Jedi War Cry: there are three parts to the Jedi War Cry, pay close attention as to not get confused with Jedi Faces!

• The first step is the Jedi Scowl,
  Allow yourself to think that you could become angered, but always remember that anger leads to hatred and hatred leads to the Dark Side. So just think about it, but don’t actually do it!



• The Growl. Now think “Dog with rabies” just without all the drool (please!). The Growl definitely leads to the next step, but if you don’t get a good growl down, its going to be difficult to actual truly harness the full Jedi War Cry



• Next is the actual Cry that exits the lungs. Apply your soul to the War Cry and make the rock timid! With great power you could one day actually get the Boulder to submit. I have never achieved this personally, but I have heard of a Jedi War Cry so powerful that the Boulder just rolled over and said “rub my tummy”



• Lastly, do remember that the Jedi Way Cry is extremely powerful and if you do one day become a fine Jedi War Cry’r you could injure fellow Jedi. Use the Force well and it will reward you.
  



• And just for your information, the Jedi War Cry does not look in anyway like the next example. This would truly be the result of contemplating the Dark Side.

Till the next time scream like you mean it. Oh and don’t use the Jedi War Cry on V zeros and ones, they don’t give a hoo-haa and will never submit. (plus its just not cool)

Look forward to learning the art of dressing like a Jedi!